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Friday, November 14, 2003

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Subject: New Oxford-Singapore Dictionary
Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 22:51:56 +0800

>LILY (a.k.a. really) - adverb. extremely, really
>"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!

>VALLEY (a.k.a. very) - adverb. extremely
>"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

>GORGES (a.k.a. gorgeous) - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with
>valley
>"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

>CORAL (a.k.a. quarrel) - verb. to bicker
>"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

>REEF (a.k.a. with) - (normally followed with coral) to argue with
>"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

>ALTITUDE (a.k.a. attitude) - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
>"Ah Lian Lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

>CIRRUS (a.k.a. serious) - adjective. certain
>"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"

>CANOPY (a.k.a. cannot be) - phrase. impossible
>"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

>OLDLADY (a.k.a. already) - adjective. completed
>"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

>SUIT (a.k.a. shoot) - verb. to project forward
>"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

>SOW (a.k.a. show) - verb. to reveal
>"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

>LOAD (a.k.a. Road) - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
>"We go Orchard Load leh."

>BLINK (a.k.a. bring) - verb. deliver, send
>"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

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Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 14:38:25 +0800 (CST)
From: "Biscuit Lover"
Subject: BEWARE OF THIS LOONY!!!!Spread this to the girls you know
To: bananaboat@yahoo.com.sg

Dear Sisters and Brothers out there

If you happened to be part of this network call Friendster, beware of this guy named Vincent Chua. If you are working in Shenton Way, Raffles Place BE VERY CAREFUL AT NIGHT!

I got to know this loony through my irc mate who is his colleague working in Shenton way an Auditing Firm.

Some days ago, this loony sent me a message through the network to ask me "meet for f***". Through my network of friends, I managed to find out more of this loony.

As he describe himself he likes "all things sinful like sex", yes indeed but its a question mark whether he is a bisexual or what. He always hangs out with his male colleagues after work till late, leads a sleazy lifestyle. He has a girlfriend whom my friend said he was 'rather respectful of".

If you find this email intrusive, I am sorry. Believe me I did this for the good of the girls out there. I am not the only victim of his harassment. I wish his girlfriend would know this, all guys out there who has your partner working in Shenton way or a member of planet fitness BEWARE!