you stole my heart

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Just fOr laUghs & Sinner

1. Doctor's advice: Penis is the healthiest food. It comes with a
sausage accompanied by 2 eggs & a bunch of seaweed. For exotic taste,
shake well for mayonise sause.

2. Latest news! Tom Cruise is in love with Thai princess but the
King will not allow their marriage unless Tom Cruise changes his name
to "Tom Yam".

3. A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like? Mama dog reply:
"Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face"!

4. Durex says to Whisper: "When you work, I lose my business for
about 7 days". Whisper replies: "If you fail to work just once, my
business stops for 9 months !!"

5. A lady visited her doctor again. Doc said: "U look more sick
& exhausted than b4. R u having 3 meals a day as I advised?" Lady:
"What? I thought u said 3 males a day!"

6. A priest lost his HEN & asked during mass. "Anyone got a
cock?" All men stood up. He said again "I mean anyone seen a cock?" All
women stood up. He said again " I meant anyone seen my cock?" All nuns
stood up.

7. What women think about sex: - At age 8, ignore it - At age
18, experience it - At age 28, look for it - At age 38, ask for it - At
age 48, beg for it- At age 58, pay for it - At age 68, pray for it - At
age 78, forget it!

8. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry,
I cry. U laugh, I laugh. When U jump down from the window..... I look
down & shout "Confirm Si Liau"........

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GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!