you stole my heart

Sunday, June 01, 2003

Have Mercy On me

A man was complaining: "Oh Lord, please have mercy on me,I work so hard and my wife stays at home. I would give anything if you would grant me one wish: switch me into my wife! She's got it easy at home. I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is." As God was listening, he felt sorry for this soul and
granted his wish. Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back stops at the gas station, cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market.

It was 1:00 already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school and had an argument with them about homework. As soon as he got home, he fed the kids, washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed on the chairs because it was raining outside. He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath and put them to sleep.

At 9:00 he was so tired, he went to bed. Of course there were some more duties and somehow he managed to get them done and finally fell asleep.

The next morning he prays to God once again: "Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you please switch me back to myself, please oh please." Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying: "Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself but there's one minor detail: you'll have to wait 9 months because last night you got pregnant."